In eleven days and some amount of minutes and hours that I do not know, I will get on a plane and fly to Dallas, Texas and embark upon a really idiotic vacation.
Let me explain.
My friend Dennis collects old vintage care, motorcycles, etc. When the opportunity for him to buy a retired 1970's Greyhound bus arose, he went for it. Problem is, the bus is currently in Dallas, Texas. Dennis and our good friend Josh (of Emery fame, if anyone was a Christian Punk Rocker back in 2002) decided buy one-way tickets, fly down to Texas and drive the vehicle back to Seattle.
But who wants to drive an empty bus 3000 miles?
AKA Why not invite thirty friends? And put couches in the bus instead of seats? And all non-drivers indulge in California's (and some of the other states') open container laws? And bring a video camera to document it all?
AKA Me buying a one-way ticket to Dallas, Texas while drunk at the Unicorn last week.
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